I hate when people ask me where I wanna go to college
Like I’m not gonna get in and do u kno how embarrassing that is when people ask me later
Like nah mind your own business
The worst one was when I was in the mosque and I had a niqab on and some guy thought I was his WIFE and was like come on I parked the car a few roads away so we have to walk
I walked for a minute and then realised I wasn’t married
We must never forget
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
I understand that homework is important to my learning and that I should do it, but tbh all I want to do when I come home from school is sleep.
THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUMB IT ACTUALLY HURTS OMG
and i feel like saraa is probably new to U.S. (assuming this was made here, i mean the girls are dumb enough to be amreekans lbh) like she didn’t know who santa clause was (idk if she was proving something with that point or like serious) like i was in her place 5 years ago when i moved here omfg it’s not a good time aghhhhhhhhhhhhh
OMFG REMEMBER THIS SHIT
"You didn’t feel Jesus?"
is this real wtf
"Two friends, one regular one and one Indian one"
"India, which is an African country in Asia"
I haven’t even gotten past that line and I’m DONE