I hate when people ask me where I wanna go to college

Like I’m not gonna get in and do u kno how embarrassing that is when people ask me later

Like nah mind your own business

kingofhispaniola:

violent-choices:

The worst one was when I was in the mosque and I had a niqab on and some guy thought I was his WIFE and was like come on I parked the car a few roads away so we have to walk

I walked for a minute and then realised I wasn’t married

We must never forget

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

Failing school and not getting into college goodnight

khatmal:

maasi-patrol:

lehaaz:

lehaaz:

THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUMB IT ACTUALLY HURTS OMG

and i feel like saraa is probably new to U.S. (assuming this was made here, i mean the girls are dumb enough to be amreekans lbh) like she didn’t know who santa clause was (idk if she was proving something with that point or like serious) like i was in her place 5 years ago when i moved here omfg it’s not a good time aghhhhhhhhhhhhh

OMFG REMEMBER THIS SHIT

"You didn’t feel Jesus?"

is this real wtf

"Two friends, one regular one and one Indian one"

"India, which is an African country in Asia"

I haven’t even gotten past that line and I’m DONE

Lol I didn’t turn in like three homework assignments and I failed a test but I have an 80 in the class which isn’t good but it’s not a C so I just didn’t bother turning that stuff in